Dear Arnold Clavio,

I want to kick you in the face because you look like a ninja turtle slash kokey wearing a formal suit. Sorry for picking on you because of your appearance but honestly, I don’t get why GMA picks ugly reporters. Mike Enriquez is another good example. He looks like a cross between a gorilla and a worn out kitchen sponge. Not only does he look annoying, but he also talks like he’s from Sparta.

I mean, you’re on TV almost everyday of the week! Like it or not, people always look at your faces when they watch the news therefore I believe that all reporters should also look attractive aside from being able to deliver the news properly. If not attractive, then at least someone who doesn’t look like an alien specie!

P.S.
I also want to kick Mo Twister on the face. I dunno why but I can’t stand that guy.